Love Island: Beyond the Villa is when they put the cast in clothes, place them in various metropolitan areas, and have them act like middle schoolers. But wait, there's more. The people you most enjoyed seeing half-naked elected not to participate. There's also some weird meta-narrative about post-island opportunities, which I assume means paid influencer spots but also mostly porn. It shouldn't be lost on anyone that even characters in
Eureka (what I call
Euphoria because words matter) laze around watching this shit. Imagine being a fly on the wall for those licensing negotiations.
I say all this to say I hope one day there's a Baibeebean album.
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